My mom tries to embarass me AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.

Meaning:

-Calling my dad in the middle of Target convinced that if she screams their conversation, then the service will get better.

-Buying a REDICULOUS old lady/gay lady sun hat and actually wearing it.

-Pointing out that the store had my favorite "The Wiggles" fruit snacks.

Ah hell. I'm not embarrassed about that last one. THOSE DAMNED WIGGLES FRUIT SNACKS ARE LIKE GODS LITTLE JOY PACKAGES.

MMM HMMM.

before & after