randomsnark.
2003-08-17 || dirty old men.
While walking down the street in San Diego one night, we passed 2 burly black men smoking cigars at a street cafe.

First my aunt passed, then my mom, uncle, cousins, and then me. (Dad is a stragler)

I looked over at them and smiled politely like I always do.

Burly Black man #1: "MMM Hmm! I'd like to get me some of dat!"

BBM #2: "Yeah, but naaah. Too young, too white."

Well, yes fellas. I am white and young, but DAMN SON! If I were old, fat, Mexican, Chinese AND Black I STILL wouldn't get with ya!

Dirty old men.

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