Oh no, I'm not done.

Then Patsy Cline comes on, and she begins explaining who she is.

Yes, mother..I AM an idiot.

Then I make the mistake of telling her I have to pee like a madman, so she takes her grand ole' time getting her ass out of the car while I proceed to run around yelling in the driveway in order not to pee myself....

I stub my toe, and yell some more.

THEN. She starts singing a song about spelling or something in a country accent, while fumbling to get her keys.

I yell "IHATEYOU!" (I later apologized of course) to her and there she is, a-smilin away.

Later on, I get a sudden whim of redecorating my room, so I decide to put christmas lights around, and me being the complete idiot I am, decide to use a piece of crap rolly computer chair we got in 1990 as my stool.

Oh yes, I fell down.

And I had a thumbtack in my mouth which proceeded to fall down and stab my foot.

Number one..We are SO white-trash.

Number 2, can I ask, And how was YOUR day?!

before & after