Mom: Oh, you just don't lke piano music.

Me: Uh, hello! Coldplay is my favorite band. They are like the gods of piano music my friend.

Mom: Fine! Turn the station! But no hoochie coochie music!

Oh my god. My mother said "hoochie coochie."

And now I have to go meet my redneck cousins from Detroit. Woohoo. ::twirls finger::

before & after