Me: Why? (in a disgusted voice)

Dad: Come here! (He gives me a giant hug)

Me: What the hell was that for?

Dad: "Hug your children everyday." I saw it on the side of a boxcar yesterday.

Me: You are a retarded old man, you know that?

Dad: I gotta run...See ya tomorrow! Well, if I don't see you tonight that is.

Me: Thanks for that explination, Captian Obvious.

And Dr. Phil always says its the TEENS who need help. Yeah, think again mister.

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