1) They think you're the smartest person in the land when you teach them how to say "My dog is fat" in a foreign language.

2) If you tell them their dog is going to die after eating an eraser, then they WILL cry for about 7 hours.

3) They think oreos are the best invention on the face of the Earth..(No wait, yeah, they are!)

4) They just smell baaad. Like they pooped themselves.

5) They are able to watch an obsence amount of Lizzie Maguire.

6) They find the "Chicken crossed the road" joke waaay to funny.

7) They will get extremely pissed if you can't open thier "Rugrats Gone WIld" DVD in like 4 seconds.

8) Kids like chips. A LOT OF CHIPS.

9) They enjoy watching rap videos on VH1.

10) They think you're about 89 years older than you actually are.

By the way..Bratz dolls scare the fuck out of me. What happened to Barbies? Bratz are Barbies ugly 2nd cousin with a big head...I think. And when you want to change it's shoe...You have to take the entire foot off! Ahh.

Also, I saw a hobo.

ANDANDAND..Boys + phone = no.

before & after